Dubai...

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Hey guys, it's been quite some time since I'd ever done a post, so I apologize for the many fruitless visits throughout the time.
Anyway, I'm in Atlantis, Dubai.
Not the Lost City, mind you.
It's a hotel, and it's really big.
Well, you know Dubai, place of the riches and no ingenuity...

There are many things to do here, such as walking along the beach, playing watersports, table tennis, beach volleyball, and what I'm doing now-having fun at a club.
The club for 13-17, that is...
The admission fee is what I would like to call: P&C.
However, the many things to do here is addicting, and it makes you want to do more.
For the older kids, that is.
For me, all I want to do is blog and sip a mocktail...
 Trying to chat with msn, but Mac really sucks...

There are Xboxes, PS2s, Wiis and more.
Just that it's all occupied by the older kids.
You all know that I'm thirteen right?
(cry)

Apart from that, there's a dance floor.
None are interested though...
But even if I wanted, why should I dance alone?
lolz...

There's more, but let me just shed some light on my room.
Initially, the minimum stay time is for seven days.
However, we were (are, to be exact) going home the next day.
So what did my parents do?
Well, it's really complicated, but let's just say that they're really good at talking...
Geez.

There were no more rooms left except for a suite room, and so we took that.
Now would you imagine the size of that single room?????
Been there, done that...
Hah.

Btw, I forgot to talk about my experience the past few days.
When we arrived Dubai from Nice (France), my father decided to stay at The Address hotel.
It was really nice, at the heart of the city.
And right next to my mother's favorite place to hang out.
The Dubai Mall...
(cries again)
My legs were sore...

It was after midnight, and so following the daily procedure (well, you know), we slept.
Till the next morning.
My mother called my friend, who was also in Dubai, to meet us in the mall.
For lunch, we had it in the food court.
What I ate is also P&C.

After many moments of shopping, we went back to our hotel, talked, blah blah blah...
And slept.
You may think that I'm too lazy to explain the day's happenings.
But that was that.
:)

The next day, we met up with them again.
Btw, it was a couple, with an adorable daughter, around 5-7 years old I guess.
We went to the beach, which was near to the Burj Arab, which was the most exclusive hotel in the world.
I guess...
Soon, we went to see the Mall of the Emirates, the second biggest mall in the world after it was toppled over by the Dubai Mall.
And yes, in the world.
I never do typos.
Well, maybe sometimes...

After shopping in there (omg, the 1st and 2nd in a row...), we saw the Ski Dubai, which was in the mall itself.
Lols! It's darn right big.
Anyways, we didn't go in there for my mother fears that I'll topple over and have what she calls an accident.
As XXX said: There are no accidents.
Well, I'll call my cut on my right index finger an accident alright...

After a while, I found my fav sunglasses which I've been looking for all this while!
You may see it in my Facebook, well, that is, if you have it.

Anyways, we went to another mall, the Burjuman, shopped there, ate there...
Went home, slept, woke up, did the checkout procedure, went to Atlantis, and wulah!
Phew!
I'm tired...
And I think I'll go get my Mocktail now.
Cheers!

P.S: My darned Italy post is still under construction.
What I've written since is just 3/10 of the whole thing...
:O
Patience is the key to success.
I hope that that's the case with you guys.
:)

It's Christmas!!!

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...and everybody is happy!
Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow...
Haha...

Well, I just reached Dubai, a country of riches, mainly because of their black gold.
And it seems that I have to spend my Christmas here, while others can spend their time having a toast at home.
Well, I'm trying not to regret it.
It's just 365 days left to the next Christmas...
Hehe...

For all the Christmas Carols, feel free to visit Jun Wei's blog, which is in my link.
Enjoy!
(He'd better thank me for that...)
:P

Before you go, however, remember to occasionally check my post about the Italy trip.
I'm changing it slowly, but surely. :)

Cheers! ^^

Tagged by Cecelia

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Yes, I know that it's been a long time since she tagged me...
At the time, I had no idea about tags!
Hehe...
And so, without wasting any time...

Tagged by Yan Yee

Relationship with her: Classmates and a slightly complicated relationship in '08.
Your 5 impressions of her:
Err.....
*smart
*joyous
*helpful
(the other two are kept secrets)

The most memorable thing she has done for you : Err..... a simple thing actually... Silent motivation...
If she becomes your lover : Hmm, must I answer this? But if yes, I won't regret it... :P
If she becomes your enemy you will : I can't answer that...
What is it that you want to tell her now : P&C.
Your overall impression of her now : Err, above average...
How would you find people around you, will feel about you now : A little aggresive, judging by the answers...
The characters of myself that i love are : Hush hush...
For the people who cares and likes you, say something to them : I appreciate it very much.
Pass this quiz 10 people you want to know more about:
1. Calvin Chew
2. Samantha
3. Nicole Ong
4. Justin Hiew
5. Chin How
6. Natalie
7. Eunice
8. June Ming
9. Jun Wei
10. Shanna

Who is number 6 having a relationship with : Err, Filipe Albuquerque??? On her blog I guess...
If number 7 and number 10 are together, will it be good for them : If both agree to be les, then maybe yes... :P
What is number 2 studying about : Obviously, stupid goverment syllabus...
When is the last time you had a chat with number 3 : Let's see, okay, NEVER!!! Haha...
What kind of music does number 8 like : Let's see, you'd better ask her. Tell me after you do.
Does number 1 have any siblings : Yup, twin little sisters.
Will you woo number 4 : I'm strongly against gay marrige.
How about number 7 : I am no bigamist. (okay, maybe I'm not in a relationship yet, but I'll never woo no. 7)
Is number 4 single : Yup, unless chemistry went wrong.
What is the surname of number 5 : Kin (I do not mean Kin as in inner kin)
What's the hobby of number 10 : Singing I guess.
Does number 5 & 9 get along well : They don't know each other...
Where is number 2 studying at : Err, I forgot.
Where does number 9 live : Malaysia
What colour does number 4 like : Unknown.
What is number 10 doing now : Err, sleeping, by the looks of the time.

And I hope that this doesn't cause much of a stir...
Cheers! ^^

BB (vague?)

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Okay, the title may look like Birthday Boy to you...
Or maybe something else...
Err...

Anyway, it stands for Belated Birthday!
To the person whom contributed some parts of my blog!
Haha...
She's quite angry with me cos I didn't ask her permission for the stuff...
And so I'm confessing it right here.
Solely for my safety.
:P

On an evening in Roma...

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Well, I'm here in Naples, south of Rome.
Well, that's because the internet was a little problematic yesterday.
And since we change hotel everyday, we have to go south, if following the itenary.
So how's everybody?
If me, Rome was a little unpleasent for a certain reason.
And Naples reminds you about some Bangkok or Vietnam.
The traffic I mean...

If it wasn't for the low battery in the computer, I would've continued.
And did I mention that the hotel room does not have a convenient plug?
I have less than 3 minutes, so...

Phew, I managed to charge the battery.
Well, in Sienna though...
Today's the fourth day!
And I guess that some would want to know all about the trip.
Well, I'll try my best, cause I have to sleep soon.

*****

1st day

It was 12 a.m in the morning when I reached KLIA.
I was a little tired, but felt an unexpected energy somewhere inside.
For tonight would be the night that I'll depart for Italy! ('Fall For You' modified extract)
My family had a slight privilege, and so we went to the Emirates Lounge (Yes, Emirates...)
The lounge may be small, but the food really packs a punch!
Here are just some of them-
The smoked salmon and scallop with Thai sauce.

And there you have it, Emirates Malaysia's finest food!
And now, we fast forward 2 hours, and we're in the plane.
The Business Class was satisfactory, which you can see from the blurred picture.

After a few hours, we reached Dubai for a 'pit stop'.
:P
Since the next flight to Rome was in 4 hours, we had some time to do some shopping.
And blog in Dubai.
Teehee... ^^
Dubai is a very rich country.
Plus, the currency is like somewhat 0.98 compared to the Ringgit, and so it's quite easy to compare prices.
Well, after that, we took a same sized plane, but upgraded business class seats.
Take a look at this:
Now that's what I call satisfaction.
After like, err... 6 hours I guess, we reached Rome...
The weather was like, 8-12 degrees Celsius...
I found the airport to be very old.
The airport ceiling will never ever beat Malaysia's...
It's 4 times lower.
Muahaha.

After collecting our luggages, we procceded to the exit.
The weather was hotter than I'd expected.
And so my gloves were of no use.
So much for the RM100...

On the bus, the people were like robots.
We didn't talk to each other, due to the Malaysian attitude running deep in our bloods.
I guess...
Our tour guide's name is Alicia.
And for A. Keys fans, that's Alicia Tee to you all.
She's quite a nice lady.
If not for her broken English I guess.
She says 'Bonjour No' like a ----
Okay, broken Italian...

Our first stop was in Vatican City.
There was another tour guide there.
Italian, to be exact.
After giving us some headphones for easy communication, we procceded to the St. Peters Bascilica.
That's 'Church' in Italian.

Wows...
It's the biggest church in the world...
Talk about it being in Vatican City, which is the smallest city in the world, with approx. 0.44 kilometres in diameter (I was too lazy to double check in Wiki)...
The city isn't covered with a big fence.
And no passport is needed...
Haha...
By the way, some parts of the city isn't covered with fences (duh)...
Which means that one tile may belong to Italy, while another in front may belong to Vatican.
Talk about amazingness...
Haha.
We went in the church (or maybe cathedral).
But to not waste everybody's time, I shall now procceed to the other attraction.

Trevi Fountain.

When I reached there, it was around 5 p.m. local time.
And the sky was starting to get dark.
Wow, talk about winter wonders...

The fountain backdrop is the Palazzo Poli, linking the two main stories with Corinthian pilasters. 
A traditional legend holds that if visitors throw a coin into the fountain, they are ensured a return to Rome. 
Among those who are unaware that the "three coins" of three coins in the fountain were thrown by three different individuals, a reported current interpretation is that two coins will lead to a new romance and three will ensure either a marriage or divorce.
 A reported current version of this legend is that it is lucky to throw three coins with one's right hand over one's left shoulder into the Trevi Fountain.

I threw 3 coins, and to the suprise of me, my mother was taking a video...
(cries...)
Since I fantasize about marrige, I'd better get home fast...
Haha.

Right after that, we went for our first dinner.
It was located in one of the restaurants in the streets of Rome.
I think the name was: 长龙饭店.
It wasn't too bad, consisting of chicken, fish, prawn etc.
But the fact that it was located in the basement...
Urrgh...

Our hotel was...
Err...
Okay, I forgot the name.
It was a chain hotel with an unknown name, that's all I can say.
Rumors tell that the hotel name was going to be changed to Le Meredien.
So much for the deco...

The room was satisfactory.
First things first...
The internet!
Okay, maybe not.
We were distributed the keys, then procceded to our respective rooms.
Porters will take pur bags. Ingenious idea from GTT, if not for the limited number of 'the walking object with two hands'...

The internet was a little problematic (as stated in the top), and so I did not work on my blog for the time being.
And so, I slept soundly for the rest of the night.

The next morning...

*****

HOLD IT!
Okay, I'm currently in Milan, which is counted as the coldest city in our itenary.
I shall go to Nice, Monte Carlo and so on tomorrow.
Which is, in France.
And so, I get another chance to try out Escargot...
YAY!!! ^^

*****

(continued from top)
Okay, maybe not the next morning yet.
I forgot about the coliseum...
Which we visited before the Trevi Fountain.
P.S: Yes, I took both the pictures...

The building was magnificant.
I now have seen another of the New 7 Wonders of the World...
My second, that is, after the Great Wall of China.
I now have not much time to explain much, so...
Okay...

The next day...

After waking up, drowzy, as expected from jet-lag, we went for breakfast.
The food was alright I guess.
After a while,we went to the town of Pompeii, which was frozen in time when it was engulfed by the eruption of Vesivius (a volcano, duh...) in AD79.
After the town was excavated in who knows when, the people's movements were frozen.
In bones I guess.
Until a smart archeologist came up with an idea to reform the human body with the bones inside.
I guess...
I just can't seem to remember what happened that day...
Over there in Pompeii, there was another guide named Marco.
He's really good in telling us all about the town.
Over there, there used to be gladiator fights and your typical Roman Civilisation.
Okay, excluding the ancient bars, bakeries and...
Well, straight forwardly, erotic art...
...

There were many pictures taken, but just to let you know that each is around 3.0 mb
Which means that uploading them will take a while.
Yes, I can reduce the quality of the picture, but...
Oh well...
You should know me by now.

After that, we went for our first Italian lunch.
Actually, we missed yesterday's lunch, and we got a refund of 10 euros...
Anyways, 

Next, we went to Sorrento, a place high up in the mountains, and easily reachable from Pompeii or Naples.
It's a popular tourist destination, however, we only spent less than an hour there due to the lack of activities.
All we did was go to a wood factory, which the people there are specialized in.
We bought a nice musical box, and when you open it, you can keep some of your stuff in there.
The song wasn't so nice though...
:P

After that, the sky got dark, and we were heading to Naples, known as Napoli to the Italians.
We went straight to the restaurant, which was Chinese.
Once I entered the restaurant, I soon remembered what Alicia said to us yesterday---
'If you can't stand the food today, tomorrow's food would be inedible...
I braced myself for the worst.
However, due to the nice atmosphere, the food tasted nice to me.
Not as nice as yesterday's, but definitely not inedible... ^^
Lastly, we went to our hotel-Holiday Inn.
That was the good part.
The bad part was...
The hotel size was literally, inn-sized.
Oh well, it was mordern at least.
The room was okay, and so we slept comfortably till the next day.

The third day.

I'm leaving on a jet plane...

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...but I'll definitely know when I'll be back again. :)
Hey hey hey, greetings from KLIA 1.29 a.m!
Wow, I haven't even gone on the plane, and I already feel jet lagged.
Anyway, I'll upload the pictures later, and so...
By the way, it's time for boarding, and so I have to stop here.

******

7.19 a.m, Dubai

Hi guys, I just reached Dubai!
It will be a 4 hour break before the next plane to Rome.
By the way, the lounge here is huge!
Well, not huge as in the food variety though.
In fact, it takes me a minute just to walk to a small place full of food...
And back to where I'm seated.
I just finished a plate of breakfast, and I'm already feeling tired.
My mother's moody (for a particular reason) attitude doesn't help either.

But let's not talk about the boring stuff... :)
Ok, I guess I shall be leaving for Rome at Malaysia time 1.15 p.m.
If I'm not wrong, that is.
My dad is seated a little far from me, and so I have no idea.
See how 'alert' I can be?
Hehe...
Dubai really is a rich country.
I saw that from my first step into the terminal.
With disco-like lights, 24-hour shopping, and most of all, a duty free shopping contest for a Bentley or a Mercedes Benz S 500.
Living the high life...
Drool...

Which means that I can't sms anymore.
It would be too expensive.
:)
Cheers from Dubai!

Hi!

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Hey guys, how's things?
Oh well, I guess it should be you all asking me that question...
Hehe...
I just managed to recover a little bit of the gadgets...
Till I was forced to remove them all for a certain reason.
Oh lords................

Anyway, how do you like the new image?
I do not dare to do a poll, because it will definitely be deleted again.
So please, just give some comments.
It would be greatly appreciated.

And as for the top navigational links, they are also under construction.
If you would click one of them, you would realize that it would show: unexplainableandcomplicated.blogspot.com/unexplainableandcomplicated(number).blogspot.com
At the moment, I've only done the 'About' link, and so to go there, just add a '2' right after the 'd' in 'complicated'.
I'll try to rectify the problem as soon as possible.

By the way, I'm leaving for Italy tomorrow.
Now you know where I'm going?
^^
Oh well, I'll bring my laptop there, and so my blog can still be updated.
I have to fix my blog, so for now...
Cheers!

Under Mantainence.

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Sorry, but due to some problems, the links and all the other gadgets have been deleted. The posts can still be read though. Please bear for some time. I promise that my blog will be ok soon. Thanks.

Lolz!

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Photo taken with camcorder

Hey guys.
Just found something on XXX's blog!
It's quite cute... :P
You can try it out for yourselves!
Ready???
Psst, for 1A3 friends, do either Atariah or Smisma... :P

Dear Smisma,I don’t really know how to tell you this, but (_1_).I think I realised it (_2_), (_3_) and I saw you (_4_) (_5_). I’m sure you’re (_6_) enough to understand (_7_). I’m returning (_8_) to you, but I’ll keep (_9_) as a memory. You should also know that I (_10_) and (_11_).
(_12_),
-Your name-

1. What’s the colour of your shirt?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red- Our affair is over
White – I’m joining the Convent
Black - I dislike your eyelashes
Green - Our socks don’t match
Grey - You’re a pervert
Yellow - I’m selling myself for candy
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You’re mean
Other - I’m in love with your cat

2. Which is your birth month?
January - That night you picked your nose
February - Last year when you peed your pants
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on peanut butter
May - When I threw up in your sock drawer
June - When you put cuffs on me
July – When you smacked my butt
August - When I saw the purple monkey
September - When we skinny dipped in the bathtub
October - When I quoted Forest Gump
November - When your dog humped my leg
December - When I finally changed my underwear

3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Lasagna- In your car
Pasta - Outside of your office
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad – As you were eating Kraft Dinner
Chicken - In your closet
Kebab - With Jean Chrétien
Fish - In a clown suit
Sandwiches - At the Elton John concert
Pizza - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a street light
Annat - With George Bush and Stephen Harper

4. What’s the colour of your socks?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put whipped cream on
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the pants off of
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive over

5. What’s the colour of your phone?
Black - My girlfriend
White - My father
Grey – The Catholic Priest
Brown – Your ‘My Little Pony’ collection
Purple - My corned beef hash
Red – My knee caps
Blue - My salt-beef bucket
Yellow - My illegitimate child in Ghana
Orange - My Blink 182 CD
Pink – The Montreal Canadian’s goalie
None – My prized statue of Michael Jackson in the nude
Other - The elephant in the corner

6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs- Man
O.C.- Emotional
One Tree Hill- Open
Heroes- Frostbitten
Lost- High
House- Sly
Simpsons- Cowardly
The news- Scarred
Idol- Masochistic
Family Guy- Senile
Top Model- Middle-class
Annat- Ashamed

7. Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful you are
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That Santa doesn’t exist
Angry - That your smell makes me vomit (if angry = pissed)
Depressed – That we’re related
Excited - That I may pee my pants
Nervous - The middle-east is planning their revenge on you
Worried - That your Ford sucks
Apathetic - That you need a sex-change
Ashamed - That I’m allergic to your earlobes
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
Silly - That there is no solution to you being a dumb kid
Other - That your driving sucks

8. What’s the colour of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your toe rings
Yellow - Your love letters to me
Red - Your Elton John poster
Black - Your pet rock
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from Vegas
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your nose hair clippers
Grey - Our matching snoopy underwear
Purple - Your old New Kids on the Block blanket
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your car

9. The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your photo with the moustache drawn on it
C/D - The oil tank from your car
E/F - Your neighbour’s dog
G/H - My virginity
I/J - The results of that blood-sample
K/L - Your left ear
M/N - Your suicide note
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X – Your glass eye
Y/Z - Your credit cards

10. The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Told my psychiatrist about the bruises
C/D - Never will forget that night
E/F - Always wanted to break your leg
G/H – Hate your cooking
I/J – Mocked you behind your back constantly
K/L - Will tell the authorities that you did not steal that whale in the back yard
M/N - Told in my confession today about the moose poaching
O/P - Was interviewed about the car you stole
Q/R - Always will remember the pep talks
S/T - Get sick when I think of your feet
U/V - Will try to forget that you broke my heart
W/X - Haven’t showered in a month
Y/Z – Am better off without you

11. What do you prefer to drink?
Water- Our friendship is ruined
Beer – you should stop picking your nose
Soft drink – I’m off to lead a new life as a lemon
Soda – I will haunt you when I’m incarnated as an Eskimo
Milk - The apartment building is on fire
Wine – Thanks for the Cocaine
Cider – I have a passionate interest for mice
Juice – You ruined my attempts at another world war
Mineral water – You should get that embarrassing rash checked
Hot chocolate – Your Cucumber-fetishism is weird
Whiskey - I love Oprah Winfrey
Liquor - I chew on your earlobes while you sleep
Other – I’m scratching my ass as you read this

12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand – Warm tingly sensations
Australia - Best of luck on the sex-change
England - Good luck in jail
China – You make me sick
Germany – Please don’t hurt me
Japan - Go milk a cow
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
USA - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt – Kiss my butt
France – With tears of sadness
Spain - Go drown yourself

Dear Smisma,
I don’t really know how to tell you this, but I dislike your eyelashes.I think I realised it when I threw up in your sock drawer in your car, and I saw you sit on the catholic priest. I’m sure you’re cowardly enough to understand that your driving sucks.I’m returning your toe rings to you, but I’ll keep the results of that blood sample. You should also know that I told in my confession today about the moose poaching and your cucumber-fetishism is weird.

Best of luck on the sex change,
Truth Deceptor

Cheers! ^^